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Just consumed 144 oz

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I'm amazingly tolerant to high amounts of alcohol these days... I bought a 12 pack and now I'm all out but want more...why? Am I an alcoholic...I dunno...My memory is destroyed from the alcohol/valium combination and in addition to that I have valium in injectable form...where am I these days - I don't know....I've got to rise soon...
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Rise up! You can do it. I need to get my shit together too. I'm becoming quite the boozer.

P.S. Needles, yuck!
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I've done it...it took just over a month but in the end it was pretty easy actually except for the excruciating emotional pain in the beginning...I've figured out multiple solutions to all my problems and have the greatest understanding of how I function which is something I've never had before. I've also attained a greater wisdom of so many things I just couldn't see before and the world is a different place for me now - I have transformed myself.
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McNevin... you next onboard the sober wagon??
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Hes going to Palmers tonight I'll bet.
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I went to a Mariners game tonight at Safeco field - it seemed like all I noticed at first was all the beer everywhere and good beer too not that crap they serve over at Qwest field - they actually have quite a selection of good beer at Safeco as well as hard alcohol/mixed drinks and very good food at the hit it here cafe. I couldn't believe the salad I had and the humus appetizer. I noticed other food there too and it all looked like top quality. Tickets for the cheap seats only cost $20 with a drink ticket - I used mine on Sierra mist free and met a few women but it was just like going to a bar basically. It was just a beer garden really but it was for singles night. I think I only saw like three innings of the game but it was really fun and I don't even know anything about baseball other than Ichiro is the only player with his first name on his jersey. I went with my attorney and he explained the game and knew all the players so it was pretty interesting.
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Did he say anything like: "As your attorney, I advise you to go talk to those women over there"?

I am pretty sure I saw Richie Sexson at Overlake hospital the other day in his huge black Hummer H2.
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No, but I wish he would use that phrase more often!
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As your attorney, I recommend that you take 4 hits of the...


...jolly sunshine happiness...

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