The amazing dissapearing l)runken l2icks0r!

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Bill Drayton Jr.
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The amazing dissapearing l)runken l2icks0r!

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It's been 9 days and all through the shitehole apartment the debt ridden l2icks0r! has not become teh l)runken one...hoo-ray for me...how long can I go!??!??! I've seem to lost over 4lbs in 7 days...eek...beer makes you big!!!
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Post by N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! »

Well, it turned out to be 20 days without alochol...but tonight it is quite not the case - anyway... lost 9lbs... ridiculous... oh well will go on another 3 week non-alcoholic binge and see what happens then.
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Post by Billybobjobecky »

gah! how do you do it?! I can't manage a measely 2 weeks of no alcohol for South Beach... give in to your inner alcoholic!!
*some girls always get what they wanna, wanna
*all I seem to get is the otha, otha
*this wont last for long
*not forever, ever
*and the champagne makes
*it taste so much better, better
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

Yeah...well...after that three week sobriety binge I am back...masquerading as sobar l2icks0r...oh well...
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I need a single malt IV stat! He's going into soberescent-shock!

Nurse come quick, where are you?

Fuck it he's dead!

Oh shit! there's a horse in the hospital!
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Post by Bill Drayton Jr. »

p.s.

I'm still masquerading as teh sobar l2icks0r!
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