Is it that time once again to jump on teh old bmx bike? Time to injure thyself and end up in teh hospital having to have the nearest monkey drive over and pick the sorry sedated monkey ass up out of teh wheel chair sick with anethesia? nausiated beyond belief all for the glory of teh jump? I've been seriously injured so many times now...every summer was a comeback from the previous save the last...It was three year stint - every year I got injured except for last year...and now the summer cometh...What will I do? Will I ween myself from the pleasure of getting air on teh bike? Air has it's risks...some of the risk is worth the glory but lately I dunno...what will this summer bring? Glory? Injury? BOTH? I have more to lose now than I did in the past...but at the same time I have more to protect me than I did in the past...greater skill, greater padding, and overall greater athleticism...I feel like I have yet unfinished business when it comes to the bmx jumps...I can rationalize it as 7 levels of bmx...and I have only got to level 5... it's like you have the slow small, medium, and large jumps - they would be level 1, 2, & 3...then you have the fast small, medium, and large jumps being levels 4, 5, and 6...and then there is the friggen huge ass big mofo jump that is just ridiculous...that is level 7...I got to level 5... I need to get to level 6...to be complete...and die without regret...the fact is though that I have been at level 6 many times... and it is the coolest thing...it is so much more than level 5...level 5 is nice but level 6 is exponentially cooler...
And then there is running...
I missed out on the friggen Henery Wienhards St. Patricks Day Dash this year because I was saving my strength for the friggen Bench Press & Dead Lift Championships in Pasco...Looking back now - I beleive it was worth the sacrifice...there are other runs coming up...but I have decided that I will only ever be a middle distance runner...Long distance is something that I will both never be good at and never want to excel at...I mean look at those friggen long distance runners...they look sick...skinny little bastards with a decent amount of fat on them...ugly...weak...lame...fuck that....I'd rather be a friggen sprinter...are they skinny and fat? no...they are muscular and thick...powerful human specimens...so no more than a 10k will I ever run and honestly 10K is too far... 5K should really be the limit...I do however so want to run a mile in less than 7 minutes...a 6 minute mile...like 6:30 would be nice...before I die...
Maybe I should just race my friggen car??? except it's been deemed illegal because of recent rule amendments to the lame ass NIRA rule book...fuck that...stupid import racers...
Maybe I could make a comeback in BMX racing??? That would be friggen ultra super difficult...that would be such an amazingly difficult thing to do...
Maybe I should take up road racing? that would be cool....Have to upgrade the brakes on the Z though before that ... and then race in the friggen unlimited class...bleah....
Competative shooting? Hmm...I would need a .45 caliber 1911 though...I could do that...and be good at it...What about archery! Archery would friggen kick muthafriggen ass...I would love to get back into archery!!!!! yeah!!!! All it would take is about $450 or so...hmm...
Bodybuilding?!??!?! HA!!!!! yeah right! Bodybuilders are a bunch of POOOOOOOOSIES!!!! hahaha
No! Wait! Personal Trainer! Wait...that would suck...people who use personal trainers are the cream of the PUSS....pooooooosies!!!! I'd get sick to my stomach in about 2.3 minutes...
Gigolo? yayaya!!!! That would be cool...as long as the clientele was high class! yyayaaaa!!!!
Model?!?!?! ya right...I have teh crooked nose and the gap in the front teeth...and my waist will never be 32" because of my big ass hips...and I got a big ass now from squatting...hopeless...
Oh what to do with teh life of teh l2icks0r!....death? Just waiting to die...I could die now... I really have lived the full life...I have no regrets...everything now from here on out is just extraneous stuff that I could be without....although I still have yet to shoot some H...
Unlock your bmx...or running...or something...
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Definitely a model l2icks0r! You think Thick Neck Quarterly is hiring?
The NeckA thick neck sends out a warning: The person attached to it is probably strong, and he may well be a trained grappler.
That cautionary message is so clear to martial artists because they know the body part can be a powerful weapon, especially when it’s coupled with the right technical knowledge. Furthermore, because the neck is often a target for strikes, chokes and cranks, a developed one announces that the person standing under it is willing and able to absorb punishment.
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