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Sigma Team alert!
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:50 pm
by mistasparkle*
Below is indisputable evidence of Sigma Team's ongoing research to produce their own l)runken Sigma Team Unit. |2icksor beware.
OMG...
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:19 pm
by Bill Drayton Jr.
why didn't I realize this before? I have seen them everywhere I've been lately!!! And I have seen them conspiring with rabbits, crows, and other small birds...all in plain sight and during the day if you can belive it!!!! I thought it was a little odd that there were 2 black rabbits, 2 squirrels, 1 crow, and one small bird all within 20 feet from me....just watching me ride my bike - I bet they were going to try to make me crash those little bastards!!!! I'll kill them all eventually...
This breaking news just in...
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:27 pm
by Beeeph
we now have photos confirming human support in training the new l)runken Sigma Team Unit
and judging by the socks with reef sandals in the background, our own Admiral McNevin is also involved.
more evidence...
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:45 pm
by Bill Drayton Jr.
I'm willing to bet this is the aftermath of recent training done by the new l)runken team...humans don't drink this close together - it had to be the sigma team...astonishing...there must have been thousands of the little furry bastards gathering together here to train...astonishing...
Also don't think for a minute that rabbits are not involved!!! I'm telling you there were a couple coming after me...I didn't know how close I came to the end - just look at what happend to this wolf when it thought it could take on a seemingly helpless looking white rabbit!
So look out for any nefariously suspsicious looking squirrels, rabbits, and innocent looking small birds, and crows...they are uniting...the end is near! repent!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:22 pm
by enderzero
I noticed a crow staring at me strangely today.
(kinda like this but more like a bird)
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:49 pm
by satori
Those were the mutha fuckas who stole my harvest!! Bastards were eatin all my outdoor shit in Hiroshima. Hope they enjoyed my kindbud
The have a game company
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:54 pm
by McNevin
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 7:35 pm
by enderzero
By GOD!! They do!!
Here is "Alien Shooter."
And here is "Crazy Lunch."
Wow those must suck!
They are just taunting our inability to ever create d0nkey.
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 7:48 pm
by spidermonkey
Get those monsters away from my lunch!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:06 am
by mistasparkle*
New evidence has surfaced revealing that Sigma Team has lost control of their |)runken Sigma Team Unit research subject who quickly succumbed to teh |)runken powar and subsequently entered a downward spiral towards an unfortunate end.
A little bird sez... Sigma Team Unit Reasearch intends on harnessing teh |)runken powar, and is going back to the drawing board.
I swear I had more alcohol...
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 2:55 am
by Bill Drayton Jr.
looks like the infiltrated my establishment only to foil my attempts at getting drunken tonight...they are quite amazing little bastards I'll give them that much...
HEY!!!
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:07 am
by N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!
I;ve still bee n seeing the little bastards!!!! They are still after me!!! what teh hell!!!!