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I am not really even that fucking drunk right now but am enjoying the company of two other quite wonderful monkeys. I must say that I really am not that drunk but it is amazing how drunken other such moneys are...

So here is some dialoge from tonight...

"I need some more alcohol please"

the response is:

"We were down at the convience store where you could have bought anything you wanted to"

How ridiculous... I shall continue to be so much more drunk... It shouldn't be that much of an issue of right now to monitor my typing but such an action is occuring now.. WHOA!!!! I just heard the voice of a fucking drunk outside our fucking window!!! I would love to talk to the fucking person that is outside the apartment right now.... I am at Spidarmonkey's lair currently and it is quite entertaining right now with the fact that there are a lot of drunks that wander around the place and I could simply go around and talk to those fucking people if I wanted to as I did earlier in the night but those fucks are too fucking stupid to appreciated the opportunity that I am giving them by interacting with me but who the fuck cares about them anyway... Man I was really disspointed with the last drunk that I had to fucking yell at he was quite fucking stuipd. Should I have higher fucking hopes for the fucking drunks tha wander the fucking sidewalks during the night? I dunno...I would really like to have to go down and beat the fuck out those ridiculolusly fucking ridiculous seattle sidewalk drunks...but oh the fucking sidewalk drunk did not have enough fucking balls to get me going....l honestly felt that there was no real reason to go down and explain to the drunken sidewalk drunk that he is a complete idiot and in nowhere near the caliber of the l)runken l2icks0r! and that if he were go up against such an amazing person such as myself that there would be no way that he would be victorious in battle...why? because I am a fucking competitor!!! Do I fold under pressure? no fucking way... I can handle the stress like no fucking other!!!! no fucking sidewalk fucking drunk would dare to even think of comparing there FUCK I don't even fucking know what sort of prowess such a sidewalk drunk would even have against me...I don't totally fucking know however I feel that I could fucking kill people if the fucking need arose... anyway...whatever... I am somewhat of an unusal physical specimen...in terms of averagality...

Oh...now I am being scolded...what a joke...Mr. EndarZero is complaining about my inability to stay on topic...I never fucking stay on topic... this is against my will damnit... and now I have to fucking use the directive capabiilties of someone that hasn't finished his film school education yet and yes I know that this is totally fake but whatever the fuck....ok this is kind of getting ridifculousness now.... I feel like I have totally fucking sold out... this is actually getting quite somewhat difficult to do but however it is somewhat entertaining... I would really enjoy having some fucking drunks wander by right now but it just isn't fucking happening.. What is kind of lame is that I am not really that ready for sleep but it seems as if everyone else is.... What to do now.... This kind of sucks really I would so much rather be in my own fucking bed right now but that is not going to happen and mr. Endarzero is fucking totally fucking drunk... I must say that I am not toally happy about this occurance because there is something about being home in your own fucking bed that makes up for so much. I would really like to be home right now but that really looks like that is not going to happen...

Ok....so this really isn't that high quality of a post according to my own level of discriminating tastes but I could just pass out on this couch if I chose to do so which ultimately is something that I am going to have to do. Honestly I have a pretty fucking high tolerance for alcohol but it appears that tonight my tolerance has outlasted that of someone that I have considered someone that has a higher tolerance than myself.

What to think of such people...what is the deal with my own vascularity? I mean is it so bad to have veins poking out all over the place? I have that problem...I don't mean to have that problem but as of late I have had that problem because it has been outlined to me by such people that have noticfed it. You know what is kind of weird is the fact that I have begun to feel a little bit self-conscious about it and alll of this through no fault of myh own other than the fact that I have chosen to go to the gym.

Wow....Ok so the alcohol that I have consumed for the evening is finally starting to kick in and I am finally really starting to feel totally overwhelmingly drunk. It is quite difficult to focus on the text that I am now typing and understandably so. But this is far from your standard l)runken l2icks0r! post...I feel that I may have let you down a bit but guess the fuck what! there really isn't anything to say that I feel is monkeylairworthy.....is that even a fucking word? I guess it probabloy would be...I should really fucking rant about something right now...

I mean I am fucking drunk and could easliy go off on something before I totally fucking pass out.... ok so let me think for a sec....

DRUNKS

what the fuck is up with drunks? How many of those lame ass fucks really know how to handle themselves? Honestly I would like to fucking know. I would love to meet those stupid ridiculous dinks on their own terms....I can't fucking beleive I just used the term "dinks" This is a first for me. But seriously....how much would it take? How far could I push the envelope? I am willing to push it to the end. I am willing to push it to the point where these drunk ass fucks are willing to punch me... I think that I would like that on some level....Could they hurt me? I doubt it...the only thing I would really worry about is my teeth....and if anyone was to ever hit me hard enough where my teeth came into question I would take it with the utmost of absolute personality...I would take it so personal that I might end up pushing the limits of human survival on someone.

Anyway...what am I talking about...harming someone? someone or some people that aren't totally 100% capable of defending themselves...what kind of person would ever take advantage of such a situation...not me...I am a nice person!

So yeah....going forward with the whole nice person ideal about things I have to say that I am so out there....uh oh.... I feel a fucking rant coming on...ok lets just fuckiing go with it then even though it has become increasingly difficult to focus on the text that I am writiing right now.

OK, I just reread some of the text that I posted in the past. And right now I am so wasted thtt I am not really looking at whyt I matyping. I ma that fucking drunk. I don' t care really but it hshouldn't change your feeling towards how drunk I am regarding current to;pics. IT is so difficult rightg now to even focuse on what I type tyhat I have give n up on it nojwl.... tis is alll based on feel and not what I am actually typig I hope you enjuoy this becaue I a m very juch foar gaone. I would really like to just lie sdown now and fall assspeltp like so many spaidar monekyes have done.... crap thius is embarrasing my tyhpings skillsz have dimished exponentially ..... I m starting to feel the ffectos ...ok I have gone far behond feelikng the effeftgst o f beeing totalyho adurinmd.en .... whwowo... I am drunk.... I canot focus on the textg now o k so I ';;; talke tot you later.... l2c9runeksn L298cks0r! signing ougggfffff

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\OH GOD..... WHAT HAVE I DONE..... THIS i CNNTO TYE NODW..... SOOO DIFFIVCULT TO TE;PE; TYOU DOH/T UDNERSTAND..... i AM SO BEYOHD DRUHNIKENLNESS.... SOOOO DIFFUICULT TO SAYTA WAIWEL..... SO HARD.... SO RUHNJKS..............PLEASE HLEP.,... TOOO DRUIJJNKLS. COUCH IS GOOOOD TO SLEEP ON NOW.... JOHNOTHAN IS MKAKING SNORING NOISESIS... ERR WAITNT THAT IS RYLAND MAKKIING SNORING NORSEREESL....GOD SO MCUCH DRUNKENNESS... i AM GOING TO PASSS OUT NOUHNWOLL...i ONNNNNNNND'T CARE..

IS ARYREING THOUGHG.........i WOULD RATHER JUST KICKET WQITH OEPL;E TH BUTH T iTHIK
';FLADSFKNLK,AT AREN'T SO SDRUHINJKEN K,\\\SD B oK.... TINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW AND i AM TOTALL Y DRUNKE BUT THAT GOES WITH THE TERRITORY....SO DRINK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOR PIEFCE.....OK.....i CAN;T STAKY WAKE THIS LONG ANYMNORE SO GOOOOODNIGHT....

PLEASE HELP ME.....TEH l)RUNKEN L2ICJKS0R ISSS TOOOO l)RUNK//.....TIME TO PASS OUT,,,,0[/L;'09999999AZ@SWWnbyu';lo/

I can personally attest that I had dinner with both of these gentlemen earlier in the evening and all they were drinking then was lemonade (i2icks0r - strawberry / 3nd3r - regular). Guess they were saving up for later.

That's how it always begins. Lemonade.

Look at me... I'm |)unken l2icks0r! ... blah...blah...blah...fuck this...fuck that...

I like beer... I like Wine. You can call me a wino, just don't let me near your dog.

Look at my big muscles. To calculate the volume of my muscles you can multiply the amount of teh leekor I ingested the previous 3 nights by the amount of my last power lift and then divide by pi, add the square root of the amount of days it has been since I talked to a girl and then divide the whole thing by my address. This forumla also applies to how fast a bullet travels out of a handgun when fired from a moving car driven by drunken me.

I am soo drunk now that I need to go take a bath...

teh |)runken l2icks0r! signing offfffff.........



...fuck

Don't use hot water DrunXor you mayn't like the results.......

It appears that the l)runken l2icks0r! account has been compromised...

Can't you tell? I don't sound like that!

Ok I guess it's time to update my profiles...

OK... 25 times 300 divided by Pi plus 10 divided by....uhhh, what's your address?

You don't have a particular posting style anymore. It's pretty much all wacky. We'll call it a drunken argumentitive slurring of ideas, or DASI. Which could also be described as ranting drunken drivel, or RDD. I see plenty of RDD and DASI in all posts baring your moniker, so I would have a difficult time distinguishing them. Best just to talk to you on the phone or in person these days, or I just don't know what the hell you're talking about, and in what mood you're in.

I not completey sane...but who is?!?!?

No, you're not completely insane. There's a difference. There's a line that should be drawn at around 25% insanity. You're pushing 65% most of the time if not a little more on occasion. When you factor in age, former cognitive ability, and liver health, that makes about a 15% health factor. Granted you work out, so that gives you a health factor boos of say 10%, but that doesn't make as large a difference as it would if you didn't have all the other negating factors. So you average a 25% health level on J3RK's Arbitrary Health Scale (pronounced JAZZ) which takes into account all observed behavior from the year 1995 to present time.

there was some definite damage done, to both of us, but I know that even with the amount of alcohol/drugs I have subjected myself to my health is not even a questionable issue(especially right now) - more so than you know I'm sure. JAZZ is junk science!

What's better than junk science?

abusing statistics? etc... actually I don't think there is really much more to that... hmm... I think beer makes me bloated.... I feel bloated.... and fat....