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TEE HEE HEE

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... Now I'm starting to feel a little tipsy and/or floaty. We've been taking Dayquil TM shots all morning. The bottle is almost gone. Productivity is surprisingly enough up. While typing speeds are way down. Blank stares are up, which would seem to contradict the rise in productivity, but somehow it does not. Amount of hungry individuals has decreased since about the second shot. My day is already half over now though. It seems like I've been here for about 20 minutes. I'm going to invent a new syrup called WorQuill TM. Your fatigued eye, wandering head, bored as hell, so you can work medicine.

Now where's my 'quil TM, I'm gonna get tore up, and pass out under the cold AC vents.

... the poll is going well. Dayquil TM in the lead!!!!! Fortunately it's not available today. I think most of the productivity I spoke of was imagined. Since a lot more has gotten done this morning than all of yesterday. [TEE HEE HEE] Still, Dayquil TM is the Syrup of Champions. Just as a clarification, Nyquil TM is the Syrup of the Gods.

Each 15ml tablespoon of Dayquil contains:

Acetaminophen 325 mg (pain reliever/fever reducer)
Dextromethorphan HBr 10 mg (cough suppressant)
Pseudoephedrine HCl 30 mg (nasal decongestant)

compared to Nyquil:

Acetaminophen 500mg (pain reliever/fever reducer)
Dextromethorphan HBr 15mg (cough suppressant)
Doxylamine succinate 6.25mg (antihistamine)
Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride 30mg (nasal decongestant)

Something tells me that the supposed antihistamine Doxylamine succinate might be also be on par with our snooozy fricken friend Diphenhydramine...

Diphenhydramine...

It’s the same active ingredient in sleeping pills, and benadryl

I think that might be the result that it doesn't get you tore up!
Soda can get you tore up, like JOLT...(I remember the good ol' days of hanging out with the bros and saying "Say Fellas! Let's go on down to the stizzznore and pick us up some JOLT COlA! Then we can toilet paper peoples houses all night long!!!"
Beer of course gets you tore up! In a great way indeed, but I might say....
Drinking an over-the-counter stimulant (of sorts) seems MUCH more attractive than having a little Tree Top TM orange juice every morning for years on end... :roll:

... but I had to go with Dayquil TM because of the perfect mixture of opiates and stimulants. I'm not a big fan of soda...