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Damnit!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:12 am
by R3C
Nobody is monkificating right now. Don't you other monkeys know that after 11:00am PST, things get boring at work and I need funny things to read? I'm going to have to come up with another poll or something. That usually gets some attention. Now join me in some Monkey Bizniss.
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There, now we have a quick copy and paste monkey lair logo. :D

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:15 am
by R3C
The autoformatting made my monkey lopsided. GGGGRRRRR!!!! He looks ummmm, well how can I put this without hurting his feelings, *not quite right in the head* :shifty:

Maybe he just had some Dayquil TM with us when we weren't looking. MMMMMMMMM Dayquil TM MMMMMMMMMMMM

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:56 pm
by enderzero
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copy...paste

monkification complete

Excellent...

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 8:04 am
by R3C
I'm glad to see that someone got some use out of that monkey. :D

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Some non-evil monkeys.

Here is another...

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:21 am
by R3C
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 9:37 pm
by spidermonkey
We made a flag out of a coors light can and some jeans...
The flag was for the monkeys...
Monkeys don't like flags....

Damn fine monkey!

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 1:32 am
by Bill Drayton Jr.
I have to say that:

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is a damn fine monkey - we should have some fricken award or something...

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 4:16 pm
by spidermonkey
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 12:19 am
by enderzero
...wow

Jonathan gets the "...wow" award.

He most certainly...

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:28 am
by R3C
... damned for sure does for fuck's sake. Jesus McFuck that's a good monkey. Sheeeeiiitttt... Well, I haven't read all of Rixlor's posts yet, but I read the one from Endx0r saying how much swearing was contained in them. So I thought I'd do my best to contribute :D

It even has a mother fucking fez god damnit!! Cause he ain't never gonna do it without the fez on. Oh no...

I thought it...

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:07 am
by R3C
... was imperative for many that the nice picture of Monkey should be top at present. (So I replied again.)

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:42 am
by enderzero
I'll go ahead and bump er back back up top. Just for the fez's sake.

Ohh oh oh noo...

control your temper is imperative for many at present

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 8:42 pm
by spidermonkey
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NYQUIL MONKEY

The Nyquil TM was for the Monkey...

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:44 am
by R3C
... But monkey's don't like to drink Nyquil TM. So I made a raft out of him. :D

Maybe...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:50 am
by Bill Drayton Jr.
it's true that monkeys don't like Nyquil because I have teh absolute weirdest dreams when I have a bunch of Nyquil and lately the sleeping properties of it have been reversed - I start to get to amped and speedy uppidty...then I get weird and post all this weird crap that I am not even sure if anyone even likes reading through... oh the paranoia... you all think I'm dumb don't you! you are all trying to get me to be all self-concious aren't you! it was your plan from the beginning wasn't it! the monkey lair is an experiment of all of you to get me to lose my mind!

So anyway, yeah - like I don't watch T.V. anymore.

Boy it sure rains a lot in Washington doesn't it?

Yeah....so uh....yeah.

So, uh...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:15 am
by R3C
... yeah, uh, it rains like a mo' bitch 'round this place. That's why plans have been instated for a move to Hawaii. Damn right!!! Wicky Wicky Boom Swicky Wicky :lol: Hawaii move in full effect this fall. I'm going to take up surfing I think. For some reason I think that's going to be the first board that I ever get along with. Usually I like two inline wheels and a chain, or two turntables and a microphone, or I got two turn tables and my mommy's home. Etc. Etc. Etc. Blah Blah Blah. I'm going to go take in some tropical goodness for a year or three.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:09 am
by enderzero
It rains a lot in Hawaii...but tropical rain is different.

Tropical rain...

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:03 am
by R3C
... is fun to be in. Ahh tropical rain. The only thing I want nothing to do with down there is big bugs. I hate bugs. If every bug except honey bees dropped off the face of the world, I would be quite happy. There would be ecological issues, but perhaps we could synthesize some form bug-like food for all the whacked out animals that eat them. Actually, the only things that eat bugs are pretty much Sigma Team members. So let them starv. Jerks. :twisted: