I'm withering away...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Yesterday I tipped the scales at 151 lbs for my 5'10.5" self...

So for this I think a Haiku would be appropriate to mark the occasion


The wondrous white lines.
The pricy snow flakes fall up
my congested nose

[R3C]

... damned mountaineering. It's fun while you're climbing, but it's tricky getting back down. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Unless you have proper demountainizing equipment of course. Agent Bos, were you alerted to our brief presence at your domocile? We dropped by Friday to try and kidnap you, but I think you were cleansing yourself or something like that.

[Megatron]

I wasn't informed until sunday afternoon...I didn't see my roomates much this weekend, I was hanging out with the ladies :-D

[Megatron]

Yesterday I tipped the scales at 151 lbs for my 5'10.5" self...

So for this I think a Haiku would be appropriate to mark the occasion


The wondrous white lines.
The pricy snow flakes fall up
my congested nose

Hmm yes, pricy...those pricy little flakes

[R3C]

Wocka-Wock-Wock-wockity-wicka-wick-wickity-wocka-wooky-wicky.

boodum bopum bop beedum bopum beedee wicky wicky wocka bop bopum beedum bopum beedee wicky.

swick-swicky-bopum-swicka-swicky-beepum-beedee...

[R3C]

Gettin' phunky y'all. Phunky Phresh Phor Eighty-Eight. Wicky.

<--- He's not really laughing out loud. Rather, he's beat-b0x0ring.

[R3C]

That was the wrong frickin' face.... Let me try again to make sure I'm not the stupid one...

[R3C]

... not me... the beat-b0x0ring greenish mo-fo-low-down is not showing up when I put the low-down-on-my-mouse-clown. Someone need-ta-fix-dis-wicky-wick-biniss.

[enderzero]

buck buck buck buckity buckity bawk

fweeeeeeet! fwweeeeeeeet!!

buck buckity bawk bawk - bawk bawk buckity buck

that should fix er

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

What?

[R3C]

Thanks Mr. Adminitron. Rixlor doesn't understand the language of Bick-Wicky-Fwip-a-fwappy-boom-rit-wicky-swicky. Perhaps we need the
Bass-a-scratch-a-drummamatic translator. [TEE HEE HEE]

[R3C]

... it could translate those words into their equivalent real life sounds in mp3 format. So we say bwicky-boom-sippa-sippa-choooey-boom-wicky. And click "Convert" Then it sends you an MP3 of the scratch/beat that you just wrote.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

What?!?!?!?!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

This high-carbohyrate diet is WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm not fat - yet I weight 185lbs...


Amazing...I am able to regulate my body weight like nomonkeys biniss...it's fucking easy!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaA!