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Start the day out right with some monkey pick ti kuan yin.

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Jasmine blossom

Being the only person in the office lowers my work productivity while raising monkey-lair productivity.

technically I am supposed to be doing some work, programming, right now but I am having a bit of trouble getting motivated to do so...

I'm moving at a rate of about one frame of animation per three posts.

Where the fawk are you mr arachnid anthropod! Note the posting frequency on this thread - quite impressive yes! This topic is growing faster than... something.... dunno...uh - faster than I can type? no...especially right now with all this damn tea I'been drinkin...in fact I should have to go get some more...wait...maybe that is where you are at right now? getting more tea? More tea I shall get for me...troubles that is...It hurts when I breathe....

Drink more tea! It will help your breathing difficulties.
I'm on my third cup of the monkey-pick.
I also drank a pot o' the vietnamese coffee before leaving the residence today.

I am preparing more tea.... I am about to tea off in tea minus 1 minute... and then I can continue to be unproductive and an incredibly non-alarming rate...This is an amazing topic I have to say...quite a lot of activity going on here....ok Tea Time!

Ah... counterproductivity.
It's sunny outside...
stuck inside...
unless...

I thought it was 5-7-5.... that must be a moniku!

8-5-5

or is the Ah... silent?

I was mostly just going for a visual tapering effect.
but ok:
It's sunny outside
Monkeys stuck in the office
Drink monkey-pick tea

and to celebrate that - plus the tea...and the spring sun I write teh moniku in standard 5-7-5 format

vernal equinox
the sun shows it's plasmic rage
hot jasmine blossom

No more jasmine tea
Monkey-pick is much better
Monkeys drink more tea

monkey is in tree
monkey pick some tea for me
hot tea good for thee

Must drink more tea now
I've run out of monkey-pick
What else can I drink
I have some nice kuki cha
Perhaps I'll drink it instead

hey monkey pick man
writing as fast as you can
drink it to your health

I have lots of tea
bags of tea not good for me
so I drink them naught
wine is better than hot tea
come drink wine with me

Too much monkey-pick
consumed without eating food
makes me feel sick now

thats why you should drink
wine instead of tea now see?
it's easier...yes!

Ah that monkey wine
it costs but four ninety-nine
drink some it tastes fine

monkey wine tastes good
for all monkeys it's a must
monkey wine we trust

There's no wine in here
I would like to go get some
But there's work to do

this is restrictive
too restrictive, use this style:
n - n - n...

we succeeded in entertaing our monkillects for over an hour though - so that's good...it's a giant success overall....for this post...on this day...

Hmm...I really don't feel like working yet...it hurts to breate anyway....I think I am going to stop doing that now....breathing that is...besides my heart feels like it is nearly about to go critical...and explode...yes...which reminds me...could explode brain...

yo voy a comer
comida mexicana
yo tengo hambre

Exploding heart and brain disorder?
Combined with broken lungs?

"There's a horse in the hospital!"

Could you even have a Germaniku? their words are sooooo ridiculously long...

maybe with a few trips to babelfish...

some of the extensor tendons in my right foot are sprained/strained from that damn race I ran so I am limping as well...but the good news is my collar bone doesn't hurt anymore!!!!!!!!1 IT TOOK MONTHS!! FOr that too happen...but I have been in continual pain since August 14th, 2003.... some day I will have a day without pain - and I would beware of me then - I will be full-on-l2icks0r!