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Fuck, you fucking know I'd probably fucking have to fucking say that fuck is the one due to shear fucking versafuckingtility. However, I'm very fucking fond of the fucking word SHIZZAHUND because I've never fucking heard any other motherfucker use it...fuck yeah.

FAWK is pretty fucking cool too because some of the mawtharfawking time I like to fucking mix it the fuck up a bit...

Any-fucking-way there are a lot of other fucking expletives or just plain old fucking profane vulgarities that make for more interesting fucking reading.

Here is what some other motherfuckers had to fucking say:

www.updater.co.uk


Oh, and FUCK YOU if you've already fucking seen this you motherfucking cunt pussy licking tit fuck bitch face...

If somebody is being a complete cunt, it's only fair to point that out. Let them know they're talking bollocks and that you think they're a fuckwit.

It's a bit fucking much to be putting swear words in the middle of other words though. You may need to get your goddamn head looked at if you're doing a lot of that sort of shit.

As for vulgar gestures, rather than shooting the bird, I prefer to form my thumb and forefinger into a ring and thrust my tongue through it. I find that puts a wanker pretty much in his place. But if I'm going to give the finger, I like to make a little cranking gesture with my other hand next to my raised fist as I slowly bring the finger up. It really shouts out "Hey arsehole, I'm taking some time to make my point here."

I work for a bunch of cockgobblers! I can't wait to fuckin quit so I can find new bunch of fucking useless asshats to work for. fuck! hitting a bit of a fucking low-point at my job today... seriously considering quitting this piece of shit waste-of-existence job. I fuckin hate my fuckin job!



i feel a little better now. thank you.

What the fucking hell do you do anyway Mr*? You need to get into enderbleedin'zero's line of work.

Screwface! Mr. * should just tell those bleedin' crevices he works for to go eat a dick or get da bozack! Jesus H. Christ on a fucking popsicle!

You know, you should really be ashamed of yourselves, you foulmouthed fucksticks. I nearly swallowed my cock when I read some of this filth.

Ocean11 wrote:What the fucking hell do you do anyway Mr*?

I fucking work for a fuckin useless Japanese software company run by a bunch of incompetent knob gobblers. My fucking job is to write half-baked bullshit software, and then sit through hours of pointless fucking meetings talking about unrelated shit.

C U Next Tuesday

nsfw if you don't have headphones....

Sounds like a fucking dipshit kind of thing to do with your life if I may say so. Don't you get nervous every time you meet an Indian?

Oh, hang on, 'Indian' isn't actually a swear-word.

Ocean11 wrote:Sounds like a fucking dipshit kind of thing to do with your life if I may say so. Don't you get nervous every time you meet an Indian?

Oh, hang on, 'Indian' isn't actually a swear-word.

blegh... this shit is not what Im doing with my fucking life. It's just my temporary fucking ticket to stay in this rat-assed shit-hole of a country. Indians can eat my ass

(nah... im cool with indians).

I'm a bit down on this mouse-shit country too - some of the shit that goes on is just fucked up beyond all recognition. Even when people pay me to translate stuff, I want to say "What the fuck are you thinking? This is just stupid bollocks. You're wasting your money getting me to do this - you hopeless pricks".

Thank fuck it's Friday.

Just joking about the Indians - I can afford to because they'll never get good enough at English to screw me out of a job.

WAHT TEH FAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I posted that fucking link in the first fucking post on this fucking thread!!!!! It's the same fucking video from a different fucking location!!!!