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What the hell is up with this lack of activity!!! I went and house-sat a fucking satanic feral cat plus drank a bottle of wine and ate three mawtharfawking Krispy fawking Kreme fawking doughnuts!!!!! FAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like krispy kreme. If there were krispy kreme in Japan, I think I'd eat some now.

... nothing happened in here. It's bbbboooooorrrrriiiinnnngggg as of late. Not enough wackery at all. Nothing funny going on. Only politics, and other boring subjects. If I wanted that, I'd turn on the news. This is slowly decaying to non-monkey status. There's not much monkey-business going on in here. I usually check this from work though, so some of the monkey-business that IS going on is not safe for viewing here.

It's definitely hard to get my wack-on with so much standardness....

So lets talk about RELIGION NOW!!!! WOOOOOhoooOOoOO!!!!

Question:
If JESUS fought ALLAH who would win?


ANSWER:

WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!



wow...I'm not even drunk!

I suppose I must bear some responsibility for having posted political thoughts.

So by way of atonement, here is a picture of a freak of nature; Siamese triplet frogs - with enough legs to satisfy the most demanding Frenchman.

Whether or not it has anything to do with the slowness or the picture posting I do happen to be IN Siam right now. Haven't seen any frogs though.

Maybe all the monkeys should go out and recruit some new monkeys to come hang out in the Lair. Some new blood might liven the place up.

i like to ski!

I need to send this package to the Prussian embassy in Siam. Am it too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

Jasmine blossom...