Drunk Indeed...
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:32 am
¡Feliz Navidad mis monos!
That's Spanish for "Merry Christmas my monkeys!" in case you are too naive to know...after all there is a Mexican song with those fucking words so if you know not what it means then you need pay attention to your world with a higher attention to detail...
I've been learning Spanish in my spare time...of which I have an unusal amount for a person of my caliber...ha! I don't know what to think of a language that does not have a word for "fun." There has to be something wrong with that. The best I can do for translating "fun" to Spanish is to consider the use of good time or "buen tiempo."
De todas formas, esto es diciembre el 26 ahora...
That's "In any case, this is December the 26th now..."
What the hell is up with el capitalization for December? What? The months of the year are not worthy of capitalization in this fricken language? And what the hell is up with not having a word for "it" as well????
So my sister is dead. She died a year ago on September the 20th but before that time I gave her all my Windows games which included Diablo, Hellfire, Diablo II, and Diablo II Expansion set The lord of destruction. I figure since she is dead and decomposing in her grave now she won't mind if I reclaim those games and play Diablo yet again.
Death is truly a substantially life altering event. Until you experience loss thus you cannot fully appreciate or understand what life really means. Sadly someone close to you is going to die soon, if not already, and there is absolutley nothing you can do about it save avoidance through your own passing. Time is the only cure for such pain by "letting go" through forgetting...but then again everyone has their own way of handling such loss... Death is bloated and grotesque...Death is cold...Death is the future.
I was once asked in an interview for Planet Dungeon Siege what my "motto" was or what "words I live by" and I said:
Nothing is permanent.
Everything ends.
Preservation only prolongs the inevitable.
Hehe - and here it still is:
http://www.planetdungeonsiege.com/devel ... eet_saenz/
Anyway since I am on my Spanish kick you did know that diablo means devil yes? Heh, they do that kind of questioning in Spanish where they end a question with no which is meant to infer right except they say no which really means no in Spanish except when you are asking a question then it means yes...weird...
Example:
You all think I am crazy yes?
tranlsated to Spanish:
¿Usted todos piensan soy loco no?
I am a little crazy (Yo soy un poco loco)...
Crazy...and DEADLY! hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I am quite deadly. I am a very skilled marksman - and beyond that a practiced and heavily experienced marksman licensed to carry a concealed pistol. It's all instinctive now. Once you have fired 60+ pistols and over 15,000 pistol rounds you get to a level that is sheer instinct where your pistol is an extension of your being. Accuracy, precsion, speed, and target aquisition occur without conscious effort. I could write a book on shooting now and I may yet still. I really am a deadly trained killer. woo...scary! hehe!
And if you can't have your handgun, have your knife! ahahaha!
I am actually considering taking defensive folding knife classes in February offered only to those who have obtained a CPL such as myself - woo...soon I shall be skilled in slicing various parts of the human anatomy for the purpose of deprivation of life....AHAHHAHA!!! better them than me...
Anyway - what the hell was the purpose of this message... I don't now...I don't remember. That seems to be the problem for the most part after I have consumed large amounts of alcohol of which I have not let myself down for this occasion by consuming 2 bottles of red wine...or "dos botellas de vino rojo"...blah blah...
I am drunk...drunk indeed...
I had more to say I am sure...
Oh yeah!
I am playing Diablo right now!!!! Not Diablo II but Diablo 1!!!! Ok so I installed ye old Hellfire expansion...and i have only played it for half an hour and am already level 18 after 30 minutes because of playing on the Hell setting immediately but who cares...it's fucking fun...and since I could not locate the Diablo II discs I am forced to play the first instantiation of this most wonderful game...and I am loving it...haahahahhahaaaa
woo...no more wine... no mas vino!
now what? ¿ahora qué?
I think all monkeys should learn to speak Spanish along with me...it would be ever so much fun for our tu casa visits!!!!
OH SHIZZZZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomorrow is December 27th and the day that I proposed to go to JAK's grill for steaks!!!!!!!!!!
I can almost guarantee you fucks won't fucking go even though I gave you fucking monkeys the most fucking advanced fucking notice any fucking monkey could have ever fucking needed to prepare for such a fucking thing! I am not even going to fucking give a fucking monkey's fucking ass...I am going to go by my fucking self! Fuck you all!!!!
Ok...so mabye I might just make a slight attempt to contact some of the monkeys of greater stature...monkeys of REAL fucking monkitude...ones of monkificent fortitude...I shall do so on the morn...actually it's fucking 4:30am in the fucking hour of our monkey December 26th...
Ok...so...
Merry Christmas and FUCK YOU.