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188.6 lbs!!!

I’m a fatty fucking beeeeeeotch!!!!!

Fucking lazy fucking fat-ass mawtharfawking beootch I am yes! Fuck!


Don’ matta! I was able to bench 160lbs tonight 3 fawking times!!!!! I’m on my mawtharfawking way I tell you! Not bad for a fawking GIMP!!!! I tell ya! FAWK!!!!!!

GOtz to getz my shitz togetha I fukin tell ya! Fawk!!!! Time for fawking tha mad fuckin work out mawtharfawkar!!!!

Yeah…ok maybe I will do that – however I am so drunk right now I can barely type…in fact I am really not aware of what I am doing right now – everything is knod of spinning round and I am eating bean burritos – mmm good especially with cheesse added to the beans…. Good..

Give beans za try. I loved them forever, then one day got so beaned out that I forced myself to eat more beanz. Beanz are good…give em a tortilla!

HAAAAA!!!! whoa... hmm.... I think maybe crazy people talk this way yes??? yes!!!!!!! Wha!!!!!!!!!


Hehe, nevermind me - I could kill you all...

I'm not drunk now... 100% sober and completely unridiculous.

My drunken alter-ego is rather belligerent, ferociously vulgar, and highly low-brow in comedic "quality" which adds to the exacerbation of the readers experience - I think.

I shall strive to ameliorate my persona...no more drunken l2icks0r! posting... I shall personify nicety! I will make the night shine so bright - I will be your guiding light - good night...