stolen from another forum. let's see how you american boys do on this one. I got a whoppin 14 out of 16. beat that and I'll buy you your choice out of them next time.
http://www.briansbelly.com/quiz/
BTW I switched Weinhard's and Sam Adams - d'oh!
beer bottle test
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15 out of 16! Spaks0red it by 1!!!
That test is not even right. It confuses you by not actually displaying the entire bottle cap but I guess there really isn't that much of a choice since a lot of them have the brand on the bottle. ANYWAY - I've never heard of McSorley's, Lone Star, so I guessed at them. The McSorelys sounded Irish so I guess the cloverleaf. Lone star was pretty obvious since I knew what Sapporo looked like. I SOMEHOW did not give an answer for Heineken! I fucking knew that fucking beer too so my fucking score was 15 out of 16 because I forgot to fucking select the fucking Heineken. I of course blame this all on heavy alcohol consumption...
So yeah...
Lone Star? Have not ever drank that shite but I would think it comes from Texass!!! Of course only steers and queers come from Texas!!!
Rolling Rock - ah yes, drank that a long fucking time a go when I was just a wee beer drinkar...haven't touched the shite since then...thougt about maybe thinking about drinking it recently though...
Bass - fuck that shite, last time I drank some of that shite I was with the alleged composer Jeremy Soule...bleah...I actually don't remember what it tasted like though.
Sapporo - tastes like a fucking tin can - not as bad as Clausthaler or whatever the fuck but bleah!!! cool can though.
Becks - ah yes a fine piss-water weak ass beer for wussy German shizza-hunds...Fuck that micro keg bullshit I say...
Sierra Nevada - hmm...not fucking bad if I remember fucking right...
Killians - jesus fucking christ - just give it the fuck up - bleah!!!!!!!! Ok it's not that bad...I think...actually I don't remember...
New Castle Brown ale - Bloody fucking expensive beer at near $10 for 6 but decent shite...
Yuengling - Had that shite in Virginia - is ok...bout the best you can do down there well except for Dominion.
McSorley's - never fucking drank it - sounds like it's a fucking Guiness wanna be though...
Weinhard's - who the fuck hasn't drank that shite eh? fuck - decent stuff...
New Amsterdam - Drank that shite while in fucking New York...yeah whatever...
Mickeys - Pure fucking stanky skunky high-school beer...able to impress hardly any high schooler!
Sam Adams - yayaya lots of decent motherfucking beer by that drawing of a strapping middle aged man makes yes...
Heineken - FUCK!!!! IT's from FUCKING THE FUCKING NETHERFUCKINGLANDS!!! Confused me with the Fucking NEw Amsterdam so I didn't fucking make a selelction for that fucking week beer!!!!
Pete's wicked - Decent fucking beer.
Yup - quite the knowledgable beer drinker I am...But really we have it fucking good in Washington if you are a fucking beer drinker. The rest of the fucking states doesn't know shit. They have the worst fucking selection compared to us. We are beer godz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok time to pass out...5:52 in the fucking gawdamned fawking morning what the fawk...What ever you people do - don't be like me....
So yeah...
Lone Star? Have not ever drank that shite but I would think it comes from Texass!!! Of course only steers and queers come from Texas!!!
Rolling Rock - ah yes, drank that a long fucking time a go when I was just a wee beer drinkar...haven't touched the shite since then...thougt about maybe thinking about drinking it recently though...
Bass - fuck that shite, last time I drank some of that shite I was with the alleged composer Jeremy Soule...bleah...I actually don't remember what it tasted like though.
Sapporo - tastes like a fucking tin can - not as bad as Clausthaler or whatever the fuck but bleah!!! cool can though.
Becks - ah yes a fine piss-water weak ass beer for wussy German shizza-hunds...Fuck that micro keg bullshit I say...
Sierra Nevada - hmm...not fucking bad if I remember fucking right...
Killians - jesus fucking christ - just give it the fuck up - bleah!!!!!!!! Ok it's not that bad...I think...actually I don't remember...
New Castle Brown ale - Bloody fucking expensive beer at near $10 for 6 but decent shite...
Yuengling - Had that shite in Virginia - is ok...bout the best you can do down there well except for Dominion.
McSorley's - never fucking drank it - sounds like it's a fucking Guiness wanna be though...
Weinhard's - who the fuck hasn't drank that shite eh? fuck - decent stuff...
New Amsterdam - Drank that shite while in fucking New York...yeah whatever...
Mickeys - Pure fucking stanky skunky high-school beer...able to impress hardly any high schooler!
Sam Adams - yayaya lots of decent motherfucking beer by that drawing of a strapping middle aged man makes yes...
Heineken - FUCK!!!! IT's from FUCKING THE FUCKING NETHERFUCKINGLANDS!!! Confused me with the Fucking NEw Amsterdam so I didn't fucking make a selelction for that fucking week beer!!!!
Pete's wicked - Decent fucking beer.
Yup - quite the knowledgable beer drinker I am...But really we have it fucking good in Washington if you are a fucking beer drinker. The rest of the fucking states doesn't know shit. They have the worst fucking selection compared to us. We are beer godz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok time to pass out...5:52 in the fucking gawdamned fawking morning what the fawk...What ever you people do - don't be like me....
