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That sounds great! I'll take two!

Hey Raydogg, I just got your message on my cell phone, but it was a bit garbled and I couldn't really understand what you were saying. My phone is so jacked in every horrible way right now, so dont even bother calling me on it. Call me at my house number (714) 772 - 6035 and tell bos to do the same cuz I dont have your numbers. Otherwise just reply to this post and tell me whats goin on. Here's my plan, Im comin in on thursday around 5pm. Im renting a car for the weekend so I dont need anyone to pick me up. Then Im gonna run and say hi to a couple friends of the family that live near the airport...and then...ITS GO TIME! BRING ON THE BOOBIES! I'll call one of you fools to figure out where to go after that. I'm pumped, I definitley need to get the hell out of dodge for a few days.

Hey thanks for starting this new thread Beeeph

So looks like you're gonna be a little late. Here is the plan: (I realize I just told you this on the phone but you were probably drunk)

We are leaving from Seattle at 10:30AM on Thursday and driving in two vehicles to Lake Chelan. It is approximately a 3 hour drive. We therefore hope to be there at 1:30. Once there we will play in the lake/pool/lawn and I imagine some alcohol will be consumed, powerful water craft may be operated, women in bikinis may be oogled over. As the night begins to fall we will BBQ a lot of what I imagine to be meat and other things that need to be held over hot coals to be prepared. Some more alcohol will most likely then be consumed. From then is anyones guess...but rumor has it that a gallon of milk will be ingested by a few brave (or drunk) bachelor party goers.

In the morning everyone I believe except myself and Monsieur Bos needs to be back in Seattle by 11AM (d'oh!) for the wedding rehearsal.

So the way I see it you have 3 options.

1. is you change your flight to come in to town tomorrow sometime. Then ride over with us as one big happy family.

2. is you get your rental car and hurry your ass over the mountains to meet us in plenty of time to drink a gallon of milk. Then in the morning you, Bos, and me sleep in while all the sad suckers leave at 7AM. We take our time, play in the sun, and arrive leisurely back in Seattle in the afternoon (although I do have to be back by 4:30).

3. is you change your flight to tomorrow and drive over so we can sleep in Friday morning.

Whatcha think boyee?

ALSO I am looking for someone to accompany me and maybe Nathan to Lollapalooza in Portland on Sunday. Leave around 9-10AM and probably come back that night. Jane's Addiction, Audioslave, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, Jurassic 5...can't freakin beat it. Let me know if you can make it.

The drones at southwest airlines want another $100 to change my ticket so that I arrive 5 hours earlier. So it looks like I'm just gonna have to miss out on a little of the fun. Once I arrive at the airport around 3pm, I'm gonna grab my brand new Nissan Swift (never heard of it) and cruise up to the lake. I'll probably make it to the lake by at least 8pm, so save some braincells and some dirty chelan hos till i get there.

Any word on plans for AFTER the wedding/reception?

There was some talk of visiting our pal Dr. Maynard but no plans have been set in stone.

Ohh how I've missed the Diggins shows, I think its time to relive that Goodlife.

Oh what a time.

Have fun guys?

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you SpeedCricket....



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Damnation! I didn't see how horrible Disco Stu's toe really was.
(the hamburger was awesome eats in the morning when I woke up with it)

You are a crazy man. Not only was the burger over 12 hours old by that point, but it had been sitting on a bedside table covered in fruit flies for 4 hours when it finally went down into your putrid stomach.

Good times man, good times!

OH DAMN... that is some good stuff right there.. missed the whole damned thing I did I heard there was a slight run in .. or OUT of a minivan??

All I remember about the mini-van/cab is that the driver, Lori, had some bug eyes that were freaking me out. Naturally, I told her that her eyes were beautiful.... Hey Ender, didn't you get slapped by some chica that night?
(No game amongst the nine of us except the ole SpeedCricket, go figure)

Also, those weren't fruit flies, I'm 90% sure that they were something bigger.

Boy your memory is selective ya damn drunk. I most certainly did not get slapped and my game was fine for the ZERO attractive women we saw through the night. Bos and Tyson both received a slap in the face when they asked for it. I believe Bos's exact words were, "Are you a stripper? Will you show me your ass?"

You were definitely layin it down to that girl. Fun to see. You went from absolutely wasted to just pretty drunk and smooth, and then back to even more absolutely wasted as soon as we left. But once you talked to one girl you had to keep talking to more and more to "prove" to all of us you still had "the power" and that we (or at least Matt and Tyson) had no game whatsoever. Way to go there buddy...big news flash for those guys.

> my game was fine for the ZERO attractive women we saw

Whoa boy, that's a very middle aged way of thinking for one so young. I wouldn't make a habit of that kind of sophistication.

My game has a function for spraying out pheromones to remarkable distances in order to bring attractive women within range of the verbal hypnosis (and the grab hooks).

So, it was a pretty crap night all round then?

I think Jaosn almost hooked up with the taxi driver...so it wasn't all bad.