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so hickory dickory dock????

WTF???

the mouse ran up the clock??? the hell???

silly mouse!!!!!


The clock struck one???

one what???? a friggin mouse???? Mouse abuse!!!!!!!!!

the mouse ran down....

well... yeah...surprise surprise...after it friggin got hit what the hell would you do if you were a mouse?!?!?!?!


ok screw that damn mouse even though he is the overlord of the intarweb even though we don't acknowledge that he knows everything...and rules everything with a plastic fist.

so where were we????

oh yeah

So this stupid friggin bird looked at the clock
and the clock said it was 2pm
so the bird just didn't even care in the slightest and thought worms were more interesting...

so what now???

(i'll tell you what now...says marcellus wallace)
A friggin dog barked at the clock
and then the clock struck three
what?
three friggin mice??? what the hell?
no
it struck
fiddle and dee and de
in the friggin temple and now they are dead....good riddens...

so yeah...
Lions and tigers and BEARS???? oh my!
friggin bears are afraid of the number four!!!
so the clock struck four
and the stupid fearful bear ran out the friggin door!!!!
stupid bear

Ok so what now?
OH? Really...I friggin BEE??? come on!
ok...so what did the friggin bee do now...oh geez...wth...
THE BEE BUZZED AROUND THE CLOCK!
THEN THE CLOCK STRUCK FIVE!!!
SO THE FRIGGIN BEE WENT TO ITS MOTHERFRIGGIN BE HIVE!?!?!?!?!

Hickory dickory dock bitches!!!!!!

wait...wth??? you're kidding me??? there is more??!?!?!?!?
A friggin hen?!?!?!??!
what the frig did the hen do then?????

The hen pecked at the clock!??!?!
WOW! oh wow...how amazing is that...I'm going to go take a nap now.
What? oh...the clock struck six...oh ok...oh fiddlesticks!!!!

Ok...I see the pattern now...ok so what happened when it was 7pm?
She wanted to get'em you say?
Get what? Seriously get what?
The white pony? The green dragon? A friggin race horse???

Oh...yeah...so...the race horse jumped over the clock...well of course.
Yes...eight comes after seven so yeah the clock struck eight
Yeah yeah yeah...and then the race horse ate some friggin cake...

I swear that race horse is inhaling that damn cake! Like a friggin cow!
ok...so the race horse is now a cow...friggin cake eating cow...

Oh wow...look what time it is! 9pm!
How does the friggin cow feel?
FINE!

so who cares about a friggin cow anyway? You can't get bacon from a cow

Yo Pig!!!!
OINK!

the clock struck 10
so the muthafriggin pig OINKed AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hell...can we get a psychiatrist all up in this biaaaatch????

Yeeeeeeah....so the duck QUACKED at the clock!!!!
and the friggin clocked said it felt like it had struck eleven!!!!!!!!!!
then that stooopid mouse came around again

and he said, "yo tell me what time it is!"

Ahhh shit bitch I got here too soon! It ain't mutha friggin nooooon!

stupid mouse

go get your blue laser on...

Poetry adaption?

What's the haps?

Need to hang about soon.

the haps? is getting weird...getting weirded out...we should get werided out sometime soon...I have those damn energy morsels too...they've just been sitting there piling up...in a stock...all purpled out.

Getting food would be good too. I've basically been barely eating...like once a day. I nibbled on a little poppyseed muffin thing today at 6:15pm and then ate again at what seemed to be recently at 10pm...but now somehow it is 5am?

I hurt my back though...so I am hobbling around and it sucks to go get food so I procrastinate on the food eating thing...food is good to eat though...sleep is good also...especially after eating.

so yeah...if you need some PCP come see me...or I can come to you...yeah I'll bring the PCP next time...

this is a scary bit of clip art to me:

i think they are supposed to be happy?

I could make that black and white and frame it and it would be some weird form of very disturbing art I think

OMG...seriously...WTF??? Does that picture make you feel calm? Or like everything is good and nothing is wrong? That has got to be one of the most disturbing "normal" pictures I have ever seen. It is just *WRONG* It does not instill or invite stability in anyway! The more I look at it the more it disturbs me!!! Seriously!

The first kid...ok he is losing his hair at age 8 maybe...and he has a lazy/wandering eye and some bizarre half dimple and his jaw is shifted so he probably can't talk all good and his nose is totally upturned. The mom??? HOLY CRAP! No wait...no...HOLY CRAP!!!! Pure craziness and/or evil lurks. Total fricken hardcore horsehead upper mandibular exposure x 10. OMG...seriously I can't even handle looking at this picture anymore...it has taken something from me... this is all wrong though...totally all wrong...holy crap....holy fricken crap...and they pass this shit off??? what the hell...it HAS got to be some private joke between whoever this place hired to do their art for...it has to be...they HAVE got to be laughing about this whole advert...I mean come on! Is it just me??? Seriously!!! This is friggin disturbing!!!!

I'm not going to tell you where I got this from but it is real...and it is real screwed up for the wrong people to look at I can tell you that much...

yeah the second little kid? he looks like he is about to pass out from some random drug...he looks the most normal. The dad??? he looks just plain fricken ugly and disgusting and disturbing...what the hell is he doing with his tongue for GOSHs sake?!?!?!?! He is just wrong...so wrong...everything is wrong...

If the deee you ESS tron ever looks like the above deee EH deee...well...bad things will happen...really bad things...

like D-E-D dead!

Now that I think about it though????

You always hear about someone threatening someone else with death...like you do blah blah blah and I'll frigin kill you! I swear!!! I'LL FRIGIN KILL YOU!!!!!

Ok

well

point taken and all....but

instead of that...what if you said, "If you friggin do whatever the frig???? I'll friggin *barely* let you live!"

That seems scarier... you can either die or you can barely live...hmmm

things are a little bit *off* right now...though...so I could be wrong...but seriously...what is more scarier???

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!"

or

"I'M GOING TO BARELY LET YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

the latter me thinks...

I'm making that face right now!!!! What are you going to do about it?!??!?!



I'm making it again right now!!!!!

Uhg...(in a Danny Glover voice) "I'm gettin too old for this shit..."

RIGGS!!!

You crazy son of a bitch!!

Umm.... I'm making that face again... Right now....