THE ONE GALLON CHALLANGE
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:16 pm
Alright people, this battle is long overdue! We've been discussing, laughing, and frolicing over the ONE GALLON CHALLANGE for far too long now, and I'm willing to bet my $20 that I can drink a single gallon of milk faster than you can!
OK, here are the official OGCA rules, NOT open for revising or amending of any kind:
Rule #1: The first contestant to drink a gallon of milk wins 75% of the pot and an !!!XSHOK!!! xbox gamepad ($100 value), 2nd place recieves the remaining 25%, and 3rd place gets $10 back which is to be split between 1st and 2nd place winners.
Rule #2: There is NO prize for finishing your gallon of milk. This is a contest of who can finish the FASTEST! If you dont think you can finish a gallon of milk, then dont sign up. If three people finish drinking their gallon of milk before you, then you can stop drinking, the contest is over.
Rule #3: Puking is encouraged. There is no possible way your stomach can hold even a half gallon of milk at any given time. Puking is to be expected. Puking on other contestants is not permitted...but shit happens.
Rule #4: A minimum of four contestants is required for the challange to take place. This is to guarantee the 3rd place winner doesn't walk away with more money than the 2nd place winner. The more contestants the better.
Rule #5: Anyone interested in competing must provide their own gallon of milk, of any flavor. A $20 entrance fee is also required.
Rule #6: You must be at least 4 feet tall with at least three working limbs. Pregnant people and sigma team members are not permitted to compete.
Those are the rules, take em or leave em.
The ideal environment for this contest would be outdoors, surrounded by many drunk spectators. It must be scheduled before the weddings and while Kevin and I are in town. So thats anytime in between the 19th and the 22nd of August. Spread the word people, the more contestants, the more cash you compete for. SO WHO'S IN?
OK, here are the official OGCA rules, NOT open for revising or amending of any kind:
Rule #1: The first contestant to drink a gallon of milk wins 75% of the pot and an !!!XSHOK!!! xbox gamepad ($100 value), 2nd place recieves the remaining 25%, and 3rd place gets $10 back which is to be split between 1st and 2nd place winners.
Rule #2: There is NO prize for finishing your gallon of milk. This is a contest of who can finish the FASTEST! If you dont think you can finish a gallon of milk, then dont sign up. If three people finish drinking their gallon of milk before you, then you can stop drinking, the contest is over.
Rule #3: Puking is encouraged. There is no possible way your stomach can hold even a half gallon of milk at any given time. Puking is to be expected. Puking on other contestants is not permitted...but shit happens.
Rule #4: A minimum of four contestants is required for the challange to take place. This is to guarantee the 3rd place winner doesn't walk away with more money than the 2nd place winner. The more contestants the better.
Rule #5: Anyone interested in competing must provide their own gallon of milk, of any flavor. A $20 entrance fee is also required.
Rule #6: You must be at least 4 feet tall with at least three working limbs. Pregnant people and sigma team members are not permitted to compete.
Those are the rules, take em or leave em.
The ideal environment for this contest would be outdoors, surrounded by many drunk spectators. It must be scheduled before the weddings and while Kevin and I are in town. So thats anytime in between the 19th and the 22nd of August. Spread the word people, the more contestants, the more cash you compete for. SO WHO'S IN?
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