Days of Our Monkey

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Because of the recent drama on the lair our ratings have increased significantly! So I'm going to keep it going by now having a beef with Beeph.

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Setup for this shot has all the monkeys monkeying around in the lair - except Beeph, McNevin, and possibly Agent Bos...not sure though because nobody really knows where he is.
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[Days of Our Monkey - Take 1]

pan to l2icks0r!

l2icks0r!: "What kind of monkey is he anyway? 27 posts? He is on the last wrung of the monkey ladder. I personally find his lack of posting misrepresentative of the true monkey spirit and feel less of a monkey by association with him and am therefore offended by his lack of posting. Furthermore I am insulted by his membership and so I must protest. I would deem proper course of action would be to simply delete him. He has no business being here. "

closeup on l2icks0r!

l2icks0r!: (grinning) "He is supposedly going to be coming back to Washington from California in August I think. We have this guy see..."he's a friend of ours" that lives in California that could be persuaded to "take care of him." before he ever even gets on a plane..."

fade to black

go to commercial

[Cut!]

[R3C]

Here's Beeeph on the plane between the guys we send.

[spidermonkey]

I think Day's of our Monkey was very well written. It should be nominated for several awards.
Also it was based on a true story...
Good cinematography too.
Can I be the Gaffer when it goes into production?

[R3C]

... you're gaffer, I want to be Best Boy or Key Grip. [TEE HEE HEE]

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

However...I demand a massive salary increase, a post signing signing bonus, company estate with a nice collection of high performance company sports cars, and servants quarters that house the estate chef, the estate sports car mechanic, and a small militia.

Until I get what I want I will not continue work on Days of Our Monkey.

signed

l2icks0r! ]<ing of ]3astards...