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hey all, I found this in "The Stranger" last year, and I just wanted to share this choice bit of writing with the 3nd3rcr3w........

GET PELTED
WITH MEAT!
Want naked target to pelt
with raw lunch meat! Must
love big moist slapping on
your ass! Crawl on all fours
and be orally friendly.

Sorry to all of the respectable folks who unwittingly read this.....I wonder if this person requires someone orally friendly towards used lunch meat? "C'mere babeh, let me hit you with this fuckin' olive loaf...."

Ahh......the stranger gets stranger and stranger........

its all about what it takes to "float your boat" If it takes a few slices of smoked ham tossed at the right bottocks, and thats your gig, I say PUT AN AD out!
It never ceases to amaze me...its like the glass coffee table fetish, these people to like to lay underneath a glass coffee table and have someone hunker-over it and take a dump while they watch it fall onto the surface only inches away from their face. Well I say to these people....PUT AN AD OUT!

I'm liking this thread. It's disgusting and foul minded.

A few thoughts;

The coffee table thing would be a lot worse without the coffee table. And if the coffee table was really big and wide, you might not even be able to smell anything as the dirt was squeezed out, resulting in just a simple, visually repulsive experience without any olfactory elements.

Maybe the sandwich meat and coffee table people could get together for some party fun. They could lie under the coffee table and press the meat onto it - cut out the middle man as it were. I bet olives look great pressed up against glass. And you could lick at the greasy residue afterwards from underneath the table, with no fear of what it will do for your bodyfat ratio.

I want to try an ad that goes "WANTED - PARTY MOUTH" and see what sort of freaks respond, and with exactly what in mind.

Can we get some girls involved in this thread...

Ocean11 wrote:Can we get some girls involved in this thread...

thread / this forum

Someone I know on this side of the pacific.... who will remain nameless (but you know who you are ), had all too intimate knowledge of a device catered towards the glass cofee table crowd... something looking like a toilet seat with stands high enough so that someone could fit their head underneath..... i'll say no more...

I seem to remember someone explaining the ins and outs of that device as well... I wonder where he could be

Fuckinhell, do the police know about that? Not... mogski?

Sounds like something that guy would be into I wonder what the chances are of getting that guy on here are.

The glass coffee table phenomena
may have originated with Andy Worhal at the The Factory, in New York ...Lou Reed did an interview in the Rolling Stone, back in the mid or early 70s,........you guys have it on them you are much more creative!

is "Hey darling, what do you say about Me, You, a nice fire place...and a Glass Coffee table on a tarp?"

If you don't remember this one, go back up and reread this filth!

Just ran across it doing an ego search......


I also had an interesting convo about the "Dirty Sanchez" this past week......

I wonder how Butterscotch is doing these days? Did she give herself Hepatitis? Does she do this a lot?

Ah, the wonders to scatological dining.......

Here's the sitter
Here's the sittee under the table pretending.....

I should never have posted this shit