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This is my 300th post. Do I get a prize???

Teh 0th0r m0nX0rZ should

[TEE HEE HEE] I am the king m0nX0r!!!!!

... how about... ...I just exorcize my power as the King MONXOR and demonstrate the awesome destructive power of the King MONXOR's "deathstar" and delete your peasant monkey posts? When I say who's tha mastah, you say J3RK-'nuff! Yeah... The shogun of the lair is back on the scene. He will not rest until everybody knows.... .... J3RK-'nuff is tha mastah!!!!

I know who could beat you!

why don't you sit down and shut up?

... (pointing at 3nder fighting on the screen,) is the only man who stands between J3rk and total supremecy... (at least as far as the lair goes.)

... that was a fine mix of The Last Dragon TM and StarWars TM... (Motown, LucasFilm.)

HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (That last HEEE was to be read in the voice of Mr. Hall.)

no, i saw the posts of teh rixor'z publicist....
but was that the publicist's 300th post or rixor'z?
since rick's representative is not an official monkey of the monkey lair, I think the 300th post wa irrelevant to begin with.
it was a good idea to smash them...
but still...
I know who could beat you!

... maybe Bruce Leroy could beat me, but we won't be able to tell for a while. Someone's teaching him some moves. He doesn't even have a paintbrush.

ahhh, but I can do fun things like changing avatars







No harm intended. - the originals can still be found at:

http://enderzero.net/postimages/magicavatar.gif
http://enderzero.net/postimages/jonathansmonkey.gif

I kinda like my monkey.

but he's in a cage.

... explained the cage in a different topic. Though I don't remember which.

yeah i saw it now...
how's that for blending past and present tense?
If my monkey weren't in a cage he'd be unable to control that sort of temporal tense distortion. and stuff would fall off of things and maybe break.

... that would really suck. I don't know what I'd do if something hit that and fell. It'd probably shatter all over that thing. If somebody tried to get it, I think stuff might happen, and then as you say stuff could fall off and maybe break things. If those things were broken, I don't know how any stuff could get done like that.

and if stuff didn't break stuff would certainly be jarred loose or even put into disarray. Stuff in disarray is no fun for you OR for me.

... most certainly is not. And if things get crazy with that stuff, things will have to be put away. Nobody wants to do stuff about things. And things will just keep happening until stuff breaks. That's when stuff get really out of hand and things turn bad. Like some kind of bad stuff.