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Will Matrix run to his SUV only to find that it has been sabotaged, then proceed to roll down a crazy hill, all the while flopping around like a fish or ragdoll?

Or perhaps, will Matrix make his way to the landing gear and drop into some wetlands?

My favorite would be, will Benett jack into Matrix?

... ended up being more vulgar than I had intended. Oh well....

Or will Jenny escape through the cheaply blocked escape route by using the door handle to chip away the balsal wood?


all of these options must be considered...unfortunately, the poll only accepts 10 options

... a good idea to bring this post back into circulation. I think there are more people to vote on it here these days....

<--- John Matrix, storming the beach.

If you just call general Franklin Kirby!!!!

The new line for getting out of anything

... you were going a little fast back there. Radar says about 140MPH. We're going to have to bring you in, and impound your vehicle.

But if you just call General Franklin Kirby...

Hold on a second, I'll do that...

OK, I guess I have to let you go... (General's orders.)

Sssscccccrrrreeeeeeaaaaacccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh Heh, General Franklin Kirby, Now that's what I'm talkin' about.