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I am very excited to meet each of you!

My name is Yvonne B. Gilliam and I one of the many talented publicists currently working at Entertainment PR.

As you all know about three weeks ago one of your associates tendered his resignation. I know this because I am what ender referred to as a "lurker." I've been lurking on many many similar boards looking for those writers with that certian bit of flair and style to their writing. I beleive I have found such a thing in the writing of teh l2icksor! I believe this individual to have great potential beyond what can be exploited here on the Monkey Lair.

We at Entertainment PR have tradionally represented only the finest in Afro American entertainment such as: J. Anthony Brown, Ebonie Smith, Spike Lee, Susan Taylor, Patti LaBelle, Johnnie Cochran, and Jasmine Guy to name a few. We have decided to branch out into the non-Afro American community and teh l2icks0r! will be the first of many.

As teh l2icks0r!'s publicist I am obligated to fulfill any of his publicity requests and therefore I will be posting messages on his behalf here on the Monkey Lair. My purpose here will be to continue his presence and let him know about anything important that comes up that he would have otherwise missed due to his new busy schedule as a premiere entertainer.

The first item I have notified him about is the Monkey Trip. Mr. Teh l2icks0r! seemed to be very excited about such a trip and told me to let you all know that he will make sure that his schedule is free for such an excursion. Mr. Teh l2icks0r! had one requirement for such a trip and that is there must be lots of Mush and Eggplant. I am not sure what he is talking about here but he said you would all know. He said he is prepared to finance either one but mostly the latter if any one of you can find a quality source.

That is all for now - feel free to direct any corresponance to teh l2icksor! my way. I will check for new activity here at least twice a week or more.

Thank you!

Yvonne B. Gilliam

Hello Yvonne,

As the administr8or around these parts. I would like to personally welcome you to The Monkey Lair ForumTM. It is nice to have some fresh faces around here, especially one so eloquent and well spoken as yourself.

I think you will find that we are a bunch of fine upstanding "fellas" and you will be treated with nothing but the utmost respect. If you have any problems with unruliness or lude behavior I invite you to email me personally at admin@enderzero.net.

Unfortunately I must end this post with a small piece of disappointing news. I am afraid "Teh 12icks0r" is not such a suitable subject for your "branching out" because he himself is an Afro-American. But here on The Monkey Lair ForumTM we treat all posters with the same amount of respect, no matter their race, creed, or religion (unless of course they are a stinky hippy).

I hope you have a pleasant day and look forward to your forthcoming posts.

PEACE, love, and prosperity.

[ enderzero ]

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I would absolutely not be eating eggplant on the oceanic excursion. Totally not recommended. The mush is pleasant, silly and fun without being debilitating. It also fits the environment much nicer. I'm personally not a big fan of eggplant at all actually. Not bad once a year though. You might tell teh Rixlarr of this for me. And he's welcome to enjoy eggplant as he sees fit, but I doubt many of the monkeys will find it preferable to a good old fashioned bowl of mush. A bowl of mush and a heap of leafy greens are all any beach inhabitant needs. (Oh, and plenty of Coors Light)

And 3nder is correct, teh rIxLuR is an african american. Also, his writing prowess only shows through when he's exceedingly intoxicated. This could pose a problem for your project somewhere down the line. If he runs out of his supplements, where will your project stand?

... a beach with light-colored sand, 75 degree blue water, and a nice warm breeze is a perfect place to enjoy eggplant. (Tested extensively in Miami.) Around here though, there is a totally different set of beach activities. Mostly revolving around climbing, doing wacky stunts, creating monkey gods, lairs, and other Monkey Lair TM related items. Not as relaxing as one might think, unless you opt to lay back with a Howitzer (sp?) and enjoy a Coors Light TM. This excursion will most likely be more adventure based I'd imagine.

... images can be found on the main page if memory serves.

... I corrected the spelling of a word in your reply. We wouldn't want our language skills to subside. Especially in the presence of such a talented publicist. hehehehehhheheheeheeeheheehehahahaahahaa
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I broke down the laughing somewhat, so as not to skew our precious aspect ratio.

That may be the most heavily edited post of all time. I think I edited it 10 times when I was posting it because I kept misspelling words for some reason. Guess I didn't catch em all.

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