Wow this sucks...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I thought maybe I felt some hint of inebriation but no...

Damn, I could be crazy drunk out of my skull right now ranting about this and that using intense profanity but instead I am just plain old sober l2icks0r!

Darn! I wish I was in a damn drunken raving stupor...hmm... well it is kind of late I guess I should retire to my darn bed...