However!
I feel pretty damn happy right now for some reason though - I mean I have tons of things I could rant about right now if I really felt like it but I think I shall hold off on that tonight because...well before I even get into that I think that it is time for a shot...
[5 minutes transpire]
Crap!!!! All out of Zoladkowa Gorzka!!!! (a.k.a. Polish Comfort)
Oh well....I had a big beer before this too but it doesn't really seem to be doing much to me because I fucking inahled a 12" Georgio Club Sub...I have the appetite of a...I dunno I guess I have the appetite of a fucking l)runken l2icks0r! I guess.... Oh btw, I should say that if you would like to improve the overall spiciness of your already peppered with black pepper sub that has a bunch of jalapenos in it as well you can make it oh so lovely by adding some cayenne pepper! You wouldn't think that would go that well with a fucking sub sandwich but trust both the l)runken l2icks0r! and the normal l2icks0r! on this one by using cayenne pepper in your subs!
Oh, you are going to have to do this by attaining the spice yourself because I have not found a sandwicher that has that spice on hand...
Ah yes.... Zoladkowa Gorzka... Grain neutral spirits with orange and clover flavors...a product of Poland... yum...sweet candy I tell you!
Ok so where was I? oh yeah...I was happily being happy!
Why!??!?! Because much fun is on the horizon!!! In multiple forms!!!!
However the first and foremost form of fun coming soon! However there is a bit of a saddening overlap as this fun coincides on through the 4th of July which has always been a pretty big event for me... So what is it?
A 5 day party...outdoors...yes...fun...
check this:
www.phoenixfest.com
Should be pretty cool...And I imagine that I would be pretty screwed up after engaging in something as wonderful as this is going to more than overly likely be but that's really the whole point!
Ok so now what!??!?! What to say now in this most happy of moods I presently am in... Well not much... I'm quite magnificently drunken though. When was the last time that you allowed yourself to become magificently drunk? I have to say even with the pretty decent amount of alcohol it has not seemed to make a difference in terms of strength increases at the gym even though I have read that alcohol interferes with protein synthesis...
Are you even still reading this? Sometimes I wonder about how much of my post is actually read by anyone... Why? because I just keep going on and on and on and on...and then I wake up the next morning quite un-drunk with a decent hangover and then dread to go read what I posted the night before in my heavily inebriated state and curse the fact that I interferred wtih maximum muscle growth because of it. But honestly it hasn't seemed to interfere with me getting stronger at all... I'm capable of bench pressing 300lbs right now... that's somewhat ridiculous considering I've only been training for about 5 months and I was coming off of a fractured sternum and clavicle which limited my bench press to 40lbs in the beginning of that period - talk about a success story! hehe!!! I guess if I were in the NFL being able to bench press 350lbs would be pretty decent but I'm not...I'm just your average BMXer....and I'll probably be able to do that in August when I compete in an upcoming national event because I have already qualified to do so from my last event...which has probably made it's way to some national powerlifting magazine by now... You know what is kind of funny is how senstive people are to this. I think it is similar to comparing IQs - most people can't deal with it too well...and then if you are smarter than someone else and you tell them even if it is totally out of innocence of course they aren't going to take it very well...What I have learned is that it's totally unappropriate to talk about personal strength capabilites with anyone outside of my gym because everyone else seems to be too uncomfortable with the fact that they aren't as strong as I am...isn't that retarded? And the only reason that I can talk about it right now is because I am pretty damned drunk. I mean what do you expect if you don't make any effort to increase your strength? It's perfectly logical that you are not going to make any improvements. And what is so bad about getting stronger? Is it an issue of vanity? Am I vain for mentioning it now? Honestly I think it's pretty cool...and this all gets back to the whole realization of human potential thing...which I think is pretty cool. And what do I get out of going and competing in competitions? The fact that the weight I do in them is totally indisputable and recorded. Which is unlike me just saying yah the other day I did X amount of weight in the gym under ideal conditions. Ideal conditions is not something that is realized 100% during a competition although so far the two I have been have been pretty ideal. So what is the deal? Is talking about your strength the same as saying how much money you make a year or what your IQ scores at? What if all three are high? whatever... Hehe - I think it is kind of entertaining personally to watch people fold a little bit under the pressure of having to perform in front of an audience. I like competing. I am a competitor. Some people are not - I find it easy. BMX racing was the most difficult thing I did in terms of competing though - holy shit...that was difficult...and dangerous... Drag racing was totally way too easy... although it at the potential to be pretty dangerous... it was still much easier than the powerlifting competitions. But the archery competitions that I was in are on some other level entirely. Once I was involved in a "shoot off" with someone else who tied my score... We both had to shoot a target in front of everyone during the awards ceremony and the closest shot won. I won.
So what motivates you to compete? I think that I have been motivated to compete over the years because I found that the best of whatever I was interested in where going to compete and if I really wanted to know who the best was then I would need to go to a competition and if I was going to go to a competition then I might as well compete...especially when there was money to be awarded involved. This really rings true for my car....I bought my 240Z because it was lightweight and cheap. I knew that I could make that car totally fast for a minimal amount of money and that having a car that was totally fucking fast was more important to me than having a car that looked "nice" or looked like it was totally fast. After modifiying that thing too the maximum extents I began street racing...but I was only interested in racing...I could give a fuck about the whole street racing "dance" that went on - I just wanted to fucking race and I didn't care who the fuck it was I was out for blood....but the street wasn't good enough...so I turned to the track and that's the place to go by far...you can race your ass off there...and do it legally.
Anyway...getting off of topic...actually I don't even remember what the fucking topic was now and this post actually ended up turning into a rant anyway because I am expressing my frustrations with the way the world is. OK whatever... who cares...
Ok time for a nice intermission or something!!! With someone I would love to marry! Famke Janssen!!!!
How could you not want her....
Oh please God...someday will she be mine?
Oooh...la la....la la -la la lah lah!!!!
Oh...so lovely....
Oh may I have her for Christmas Santa? Please????
I would like to kiss her....
