GIVE ME MONEY DAMNIT!!!!!!!

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/do ... d=44849852

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

ADMIRAL!!!!

yeah!!!!!

Admiral Rick Saenz of the Monkey Lair at the service of all the ladies to help them maintain their best breast health through science!

[spidermonkey]

Good work Admiral Rick Saenz of Texas. Unfortunately, I have no money...

[R3C]

... you're Corporal Rixler. And that's final!!

Now if you don't stop this insubordination, Admiral McNevin will have you court-marshalled.

Back to work Corporal.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

they actually had corporal as a title too...what was wrong with me! I guess I just don't listen!

[R3C]

Corporal Jimmy Rixler of Zinger Company. Highly trained secret ops unit specializing in the ingestion of dangerous food product. (Like Zingers, melted La Yu sandwiches and the like.)

Nobody wants to get mixed up with Zinger Company. They don't mess around.

[McNevin]

There is only one Admiral in this organization, and that is I.

You’re lucky I don’t bust you back down to private.

Dismissed!

[Megatron]

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\_____ BWUAHAHAHA! Kevin You are the Admiral! (And that was godamned hilarious).

[McNevin]

[N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!]

Seriously 1 in 6 women get breast cancer...you can spare a few dollars...don't be ridiculous! Come on I am going to run my ass off for this cause you can at least donate $1.00 or something...I've only managed to raise $20.00 so far and my goal is $100.00

Come on what kind of heterosexuals are you anyway? Don't you appreciate healthy breasts!??!?! Honestly there is no excuse so don't post excuses just donate!!!!

[dirtyprettylittlething]

Has only one person donated money?

How far's the run?

[N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!!]

only one person, a woman, has donated to my cause...actually I'm just running it for the fun of it and she was the one that told me about the 1 in 6 thing.

The run is 5 kilometers or 3.10685596119 miles... Which is something that will not be of any difficulty for such a seasoned runner as myself! haha

Actually, I was training for a while before the St. Patricks Day Dash run of 3.5 miles and then after that race I took 5 weeks off because of an injury I sustained with the extensor tendons in my right foot. But then after not running for 5 weeks I ran 3 miles and it was amazingly easy...subsequent runs of 2, 2.25, & 2.5 miles were actually not as easy so I have decided to not even train for this run...which means I will be in the 8 minute mile pace range but I don't even think this one is going to be timed so who cares...it's for the sake of raising money for breast health damnit!