New lows...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I bought AM/PM wine for $3.99.... Foxhound Merlot

1 bottle of wine is not enough anymore...although it seemed to do the job somewhat...

I am quite unhappy at the fact that I broke my most favorite of wine glasses. A huge fucking wine glass that you could easily putt 500ml of fluid into...

Fuck... It was too fragile.... I, while in my drunken state, gently and accidentally knocked over a wine bottle and it collided with my empty glass and broke it at the top of the stem... how terrible.... I wept.

Now what?

You know society really fucking sucks. I hate everyone because everyone sucks and is stupid - so where to find happiness? Death? I don't have anything left I want to do and I am only 32 so what now? Grow old and die? how fun would that be? Fuck....I broke my wine glass.... there is nothing for me anymore.... I hate popular culture.... I hate people.... I hate everything....

[Ocean11]

That's tragic - it's enough to give a person Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis.

Six years ago we had the great Ocean11 booze vessel massacre in which every one of my favourite wine, sake and cheap hard spirit glasses got smashed in one go.

The wif was doing one of those gormless female activities like wiping behind the drying rack or something and carelessly shoved the whole thing into the sink. And that was it. By a freak of chance all my glasses and tumblers were on that rack (as they were freakishly most nights), so they all got smashed. It's not the same drinking out of your favourite glass when its lip has been fashioned by female technology into a razor-sharp cutting edge.

At least you can apologize profusely to yourself when you make a horrible mistake - but all I got was a kind of half-amused "Shucks, there go all your glasses".

My commiserations. Some days I like to dispense with the glasses and just suck on the bottle - cut out the middleman as it were.

[Ocean11]

BTW, I hate those big fragile bubble glasses. They're like offering a drunk a bowl of peanuts with glass shards in it. Indeed, in convivial situations, often the simile comes shockingly true...

[enderzero]

While you are at AM/PM I recommend buying a 32 Ounce plastic On-The-Go cup and drinking your wine out of that. You can forget your worries of shattering that sucker and it is dishwasher safe as well.

[spidermonkey]

And if you happen to go to 7-11, remember: Mahnush is the sheeeeit.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

that one Inidan guy.... you know? That one Inian guy!

Yeah...see there was this unknown charge for $149.95 on my fucking credit card from stupid infomercial. Now since I don't have cable TV and haven't watched an infomercial for over a year I know that I didn't make this purchase. But beleive it or not this Indian guy wanted to sell me the thing anyway...I kept saying this is a fraudulent charge but it barely made a dent...stupid Indian guy....

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

I breathe...

[enderzero]

You know... Mahnush IS the sheeeeeeeit!!!