What am I doing...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

It's fricken Saturday night and I am spending my slighlty mild glorious hours getting alcholized off of some fricken aggressively hopped Redhook,REDHOOOOKAZ!!!!, ale with the worst fucking theme song you could hope for!

What!?!?!? Don't believe me???? Listen to this one then:

Dumb Stupid Fricken McBastard Theme Song Bastard!

So why teh frig do I drinkz teh IPAlez? Because it has teh most alcohol by volume of ANY Redhook,REDHOOOOKAZ!!!!, ale! That's why!!!!! 6.51% by volume you...yoo YOU!!!!!


Inda Pale Ale (IPA) Vital Statistics:

Grain Variety:
2-row Klages, Caramel 30/37, Munich

Hop Variety:
Northern Brewer, Willamette, Cascades

Flavor Profile:
Aggressively hopped, dry crisp finish

Color:
Brass (8.4 SRM)

Bitterness Units:
38.5 IBU

Alcohol % Weight:
5.11

Alcohol % Volume:
6.51

Original Gravity:
1.05773

Calories / 12 oz.:
188.1

Carbohydrates / 12 oz.:
12.66 g.

Package Format:
Bottle, keg cask conditioned

Brewed Since:
1984

[enderzero]

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What the hell are you doing?

A few posts there buddy??? On the Monkey Lair from 10pm until past 3am?!?!

Well I think you succeeded in scaring away anyone that wasn't a MonkeyLairMember

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Yeah.... kind of pathetic but what else am I to do??? Sleep????

Watch TV???

I can't watch TV

I didn't pay my cable bill...

I like not having TV it's nice!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!!!

Viva los monos!

[R3C]

... that IPA stood for Initial Public Ale. Hmmm.

[TEE HEE HEE]

[Megatron]

like a good ol' ESB or Blonde...although, if I were to be sponsored by Redhook...I would lobby for massive amounts of ESB.

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

Yes, I'd have to admit those taste better but IPA has the highest alcohol content and still tastes pretty good... At least I'm not drinking Old English though with it's 8% ....hmm... might have to try it though...

[Bill Drayton Jr.]

i SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRINKIN CHEAP ASS FRIGGIN WINE WITH IT'S WONDERFUL 12.5 TO 13.5% ALCOHOL CONTENT IN A CONVIENIENT 750ML BOTTLE FOR $3.99....

live and learn!!!