E3 - 2010

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:04 am

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:50 pm

Diablo 3 Not At E3
Yesterday, we crossed our legs so high up that we squealed, then reported that the long-awaited Diablo 3 may make a showing at the Blizzard E3 booth. Our evidence was an advertisement for IGN Insider, claiming that Diablo 3 would be part of their special E3 content. Even at the time, we knew getting excited over the rather spurious proof was directly comparable to proposing marriage after a hot girl accidentally rubs up against you in a crowded elevator. Still, we hoped, we prayed, we tried to call in favors from Jay Cee, M-Dawg and the entire million-plus pantheon of hardcore Hindu deities. If there's one game we want announced at E3, it's Diablo 3.

All for naught, apparently — IGN has admitted that Diablo 3's placement in their IGN Insider ad was an overzealous mistake. And it doesn't even look like there's a chance of them being accidentally right, since a Blizzard representative told them that they are focusing all their E3 presence on promotion of the upcoming WoW expansion pack, The Burning Crusade.

Everyone in unison now! $#!&#* !

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:50 pm

That was a FOUR year old post.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:55 pm

When will we find a new beginning?

When will the shadow once again crawl across our world?

When is the stench of terror going to drift in on a bitter wind?

When are we going to know that it isn't safe here?

I WANT TO SEE WHAT THE DARKNESS HIDES DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:56 pm

Maybe Diablo is afraid of getting his ass kicked again...

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:28 pm

I was like "Burning Crusade?"

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:23 pm

Who cares about WoW?!?!?!??! fucking shit! for suckers! and fools! and squares!!!!!!!!!!

I do think Mr. Dobalina is correct in that Diablo is simply afraid of us. Sucker... Maybe he's more at home playing WoW in his basement... Square!!!

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:07 am

Nice the look of Twilight Princess with a slight windwaker cartoon feel.

http://kotaku.com/5564323/first-zelda-s ... s/gallery/

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:11 pm

I just can't get into a game like that...I'd rather have ascii characters than that style of art. To me that game is kind of like running around Disney land as Jiggle Billy with a little plastic sword and shield with bright colors with happy little pink hearts for life where all the "monsters" sing little happy songs and instead of killing them they join your party as you lead them all singing about happy puffy things skipping along overemphasizing every move you make hoping to find the 8 year old lolly pop princess in the cake and ice cream castle where the dark chocolate cookie monster lives!

Playing Zelda is like watching Shrek except Shrek is a lot darker and not so boring...actually Shrek is a lot better...I could watch Shrek...I think a dragon from Shrek would make a monster from Zelda cry...THATS WHAT I THINK OF ZELDA!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!! IT RUINS IT! IT RUINS IT!!!!!!

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:58 pm

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:21 am

You don't know from games!

Well, I guess you know a little from games...

However, you must not have actually played (seriously) any of the Zelda games.

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:25 am

It's pretty instantaneous. I just see the art and I instantly know if I would play the game.

McNevin · Post by **McNevin** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:58 am

I see that new Zelda art, and I think: When can I play this...

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:57 pm

Yeah I never wanted to play it ever and haven't ever played it because of the art.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:32 pm

You're just waiting for your Twilight Princess demonstration! Once you see the delights within, you'll be a Zelda player...

Post by **enderzero** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:54 pm

I can def get into that.

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:28 pm

Damned right!

N3ur0n0saurusl2exs0r!!! · Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:48 pm

Watching the Barbie transformation video is more fun for me.

Post by **enderzero** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:57 am

I dreamt about SKYWARD SWORD the other night.

SKYWARD SWORD takes place before Ocarina of Time

More timeline debate

They should really update THIS

R3C · Post by **R3C** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:39 pm

Want this game!

Damnit!

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