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by Ocean11
Tue May 19, 2009 5:07 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: So how many Republicans do we still have on this forum?
Replies: 2
Views: 1063

So how many Republicans do we still have on this forum?

Well? I seem to remember that 'liberal' was a dirty word a few years ago...

Who likes George Bush still?

Who now likes Mister Obama?
by Ocean11
Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:21 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Greece going for the Euro championship
Replies: 6
Views: 3177

What's in a name eh?

Nikolitidis = pull my nickers off, lick my clitoris, tickle my nipples, and leave me some of those strong antibiotics when you go.
by Ocean11
Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:13 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

Well I've been bugging my elected representative about this issue, although I haven't had much response from her. That's what people who give a shit do. I hope all the other people who give a shit don't believe that voicing admiration for Gutbucket Moore constitutes suitable democratic action. Why d...
by Ocean11
Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:39 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

Beeeph, you just don't have what it takes to participate in an adult discussion. Don't blame it on anybody else.

> P.S. How'd I know you'd make that argument

Because you might be a little bit bright after all perhaps? Don't suppress it, you'll feel much better.
by Ocean11
Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:45 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

Aw shit! SHIT!

There I was thinking I was dealing with a simple good ole 'muriken moron, and in fact I was being led through sophisticated mindgames by a clever Internet forum troll. Don't tell me Beeeph, you knew what I was going to say next every time right?

Damn!
by Ocean11
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:55 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

> Especially from a guy that was too gutless to fight in Vietnam Make that 'guys' - Cheney had more important things to do at the time too. BTW Beeeph, if the people in charge in the US had done their homework, they would have had some Iraqis pump Saddam's hole full of water, then 'found' him a coup...
by Ocean11
Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:49 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

Yeah, you can see why Michael Moore's carefully constructed sentences would not appeal to someone like Beeeph, whereas an incoherent yahoo burbling "peance freeance" with his face twisted up like someone who just let go a wet fart would win him over. What you're saying is "don't tell the truth becau...
by Ocean11
Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:58 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

Is more or less complete incoherence a qualification for being a 'conservative' these days then?
by Ocean11
Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:54 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

A 'compassionate conservative' maybe?

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by Ocean11
Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:29 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

Good reasons for not covering the downsides to a war that was - illegal by any standard - based on flawed intelligence - ill-planned and undermanned - lacking an exit scenario I wonder which good reasons those would be. It's a bit sad that people don't read more books and so come to rely on a fat fu...
by Ocean11
Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:37 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: The Avatar Archive thread *beta*
Replies: 16
Views: 4851

The rector

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Everybody loves him
by Ocean11
Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:31 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Looking for a high-end motherboard...
Replies: 2
Views: 1190

Your mother might be very pleased to receive this high-end board

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by Ocean11
Sun May 30, 2004 4:33 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Wodka!!!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1011

Did you notice my servant job? No? Perhaps you also didn't notice my street sweeping job! And my night shift at Pizza Hut? Did you notice that too? Ha ha, there are so few whites left that you cannot notice that your house boy is an immigrant and the same person who serves you your spit garnished pi...
by Ocean11
Sun May 30, 2004 1:49 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

Well now I have my Cooler Master TM fans in place, and the case fans unplugged (is this weally, weally OK?) and WTF, the power supply fan (on one) and video card fan (on the other) are NOISY BASTARDS. This is a bore. I must now make a cabinet. Cabinets in furniture stores do not come 50 cm deep for ...
by Ocean11
Fri May 28, 2004 8:35 pm
Forum: Teh Monkey Lair!
Topic: Milk and...
Replies: 11
Views: 3598

There's something funny about ...

CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME CREME If the cake happened to be made out of sawdust instead of flour, would you have to spell it 'ceak', or would it perhaps become 'kake'?
by Ocean11
Fri May 28, 2004 2:55 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Regarding Nick Berg. Proceed with caution.
Replies: 15
Views: 4403

I keep a couple of souls in a tin in my desk draw. Sometimes when I've had a bad day, I give the tin a good long shake and put it on the window sill in the sun. I don't know who in hell the souls belong to, but I'm fucked if I'm going to open the lid and see.
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 10:38 pm
Forum: Teh Monkey Lair!
Topic: The Zinger report:
Replies: 16
Views: 5827

I know smoking weed makes people paranoid, but does eating junk food similarly fill you with ANGST? (I had a doobie break on a dark and deserted back road on the way into town the other night, and when the bamboo went RUSTLE I nearly jumped out of my fucking skin. I've never been bothered by junkfoo...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 9:35 pm
Forum: Teh Monkey Lair!
Topic: The Zinger report:
Replies: 16
Views: 5827

Sewing soccer balls is exactly what I was doing in England when I was four years old. And my mother didn't go about clogging supermarket aisles and throwing snack food at people. I think there's a connection. Now nobody sews footballs in England anymore, and they're all grotesquely overweight. http:...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 9:09 pm
Forum: Teh Monkey Lair!
Topic: The Zinger report:
Replies: 16
Views: 5827

She should be taken to the common and force fed Zingers, Twinkies, and other snack cakes using a plunger to pack them in, then be trampled by other slimmer but nonetheless obese citizens until she ruptures. That's what they would do in Iraq, Ulan Bator or Venezuala where they know how to make the pu...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 5:28 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

I have just ordered one Cyprum fan for each of my 'puters, and a 13 dB fan which will go in the cabinet deal that I plan to build for the sake of it (I do own a drill after all - God I felt good after buying that!). I'll try unplugging the front case fans too. Tsukumo don't seem to have HAW flakes o...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 5:01 pm
Forum: Teh Monkey Lair!
Topic: Help!!!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1824

Oh that is just so sad! But at least you have God's love, and Jesus is right there in that burlap bag with you. My credit card details are below; DC card Expiry (I hate to use that word, but you know I have to) 03/08 Number 5999-9449-5399-9999 (I put some extra nines in there for good luck!) My pray...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 6:12 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

Tiresome questions

Um, well I followed Mr*'s advice, and dipped into 'Inside Your PC' by Ginger Lee Tugging, and got the damn plastic cradle off. But lo!, the fan seems to be very firmly fixed to the heat sink, indeed, immovably so. Before I go yanking it off, are they normally one unit? I have this mutherboard http:/...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 3:41 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Regarding Nick Berg. Proceed with caution.
Replies: 15
Views: 4403

Fairy tales. Ask yourself, what are the evidentiary standards for these things? Imagine what stake the Grand Poobah of Tibet has in having you believe the story of Ba Ka in the lake, and how rigorous the bullshit check is before they chuck it up on the website. It's a bit like the Elders of the trib...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 12:33 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

Great thanks!

Believing is seeing eh? Always works for me...
by Ocean11
Wed May 26, 2004 12:21 am
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

That's a really very accomplished technical drawing Mr* - so much so in fact, the 'FAN' label is redundant. However, where can I find the HAW flakes in my system? I took out a breeding colony of dust bunnies, but the HAW flakes were not apparent. Are they perhaps inside the power unit? I'm almost lo...
by Ocean11
Tue May 25, 2004 9:35 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

No wait ... HELP!

I've opened up one of the noisy bastards, and I've identified 2 problems http://www.walterstranslation.biz/pics/PIC_0333.JPG How do you get this thing off?! I've tried releasing the plastic levers but the heat sink just rattles around inside the plastic cradle, but nothing comes off. I've tried that...
by Ocean11
Tue May 25, 2004 7:14 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

Cheers y'all. I think I've got enough to go on here. Now I have to get down to it.

I installed SpeedFan, but I'm clearly too ignorant to set it up properly, so I'll have to wait until I've put in new fans and figgered out what's what.

Mr*, judging from Yoshi's sound stats, 18 dB is pretty quiet.
by Ocean11
Mon May 24, 2004 9:55 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

Thanks J3RK. I've been checking out fans - is 18 dB quiet for a case fan? Quietest CPU fan I can find is 22 dB. Panaflo seems to be a little above that, so I guess it's quiet. Also, I read that changing the PSU fan can be really dangerous (and I'm not that familiar with the inside of my PC). Is it d...
by Ocean11
Mon May 24, 2004 3:13 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Fahrenheit 9/11
Replies: 73
Views: 49680

I don't get the name 'Bowling for Columbine' although I saw and enjoyed it. Does 'for' mean 'towards' and is 'bowling' a pun on the game and 'moving rapidly and cheerfully in the direction of'?

I wish Moore would be a little more incisive sometimes, and lose that disgusting bifurcating gut.
by Ocean11
Mon May 24, 2004 3:05 pm
Forum: Topic Zone
Topic: Shut up you noisy, noisy PC! Both of yous!
Replies: 27
Views: 13327

Thanks! So it looks like a recommendation to tackle it from the inside then. This calls for some investigation. ender, I don't suppose you can recommend any brands of quiet fans available in Japan? And if you buy in the US, do you buy online (fishing for an URL here)? I don't know much about leeches...